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Coex Snypes 

A man who suffers from a disorder called "spear brain," they often struggle differing common objects from spears (similar to the ones thrown in Africa).
Person 1: What is this strange, orange, cone shaped spear in the middle of the road?

Person 2: That's a traffic cone you fucking idiot, who are you? Coex Snypes?
Coex Snypes by Not Lamb July 20, 2022
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Coex Snypes 

A type of man suffering from something called "spear brain," they often struggle differing everyday objects from a spear, similar to the ones thrown in Africa.
Person 1: What is this orange cone shaped spear doing in the middle of the road?

Person 2: That's a traffic cone you fucking idiot, who are you? Coex Snypes?
Coex Snypes by Not Im Lamb July 20, 2022
A campaign, mainly selling shirts and bumper stickers, promoting the end of discrimination against all religions, as well as all discrimination.
For Jews, Buddhists, Christians, Atheists, Blacks, Whites, Homosexuals -- everyone to get along. To coexist.
A : Oh i bought one of those new coexist bumper stickers...to show I do not discriminate on religion.
B : Oh...wow! I saw a guy with one of those shirts.
coexist by rhcpluvr1023 August 28, 2007
A belief system which claims tolerance, but is itself a doctrine of absolute belief that all religions are ultimately equal, despite that this violates the law of non-contradiction. (Ironically, many people who espouse the COEXIST dogma also try to use the law of non-contradiction, by citing alleged contradictions in books such as the Quran or the Bible.)

Typically, believers in COEXIST will attempt to impose this belief on any systems which declare contrary absolute doctrine, such as conservative Christians and Muslims. Also, most COEXIST believers do not consciously realize the illogic and self-contradiction in an absolute belief which declares there are no absolute beliefs.
A: You have a COEXIST bumper sticker?
B: Yeah, I don't think any religion has an exclusive claim to the truth.
A: But isn't that itself an exclusive claim that only that belief is true?
coexist by Physics Preacher July 9, 2010

coexible 

Covid+Flexible = Coexible

In the times of the 2020 Coronaviris pandemic it is important to be coexible.
In the times of the 2020 Coronaviris pandemic it is important to be coexible.
coexible by debmar August 13, 2020

Coexistard

A very naive person who plasters his Prius with a "Coexist" bumper sticker.

The problem is that the terrorists from the Religion of Peace have no intention of "coexisting" with anyone. They sneer at these people, and make temporary tactical alliances with them, but only so they can kill them last.
Awww, look at the nice useful idiot who put the Coexist sticker on his car. Let's sing fucking Kumbaya. Holy shit, coexistards are annoying.
Coexistard by Mark Scott 69 March 4, 2009

coexistential 

understanding yourself better through your relationships with others
No one should face a coexistential crisis alone.
coexistential by Yeobright April 10, 2011