cetaceous 

Of, or pertaining to, a whale.

His cetaceous sister was unappealing.

cetaceous by QuezBird July 7, 2014

Cretaceous  

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

Cretaceous by Kigs December 7, 2006

camp cretaceous 

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good

jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

camp cretaceous by hi matey mate June 3, 2021

cretaceous 

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!

cretaceous by Feke September 15, 2007

cottageous 

Having cottage fever, i.e. having a desire to go to a cottage, or experiencing cottage life.

I won't be in the city this weekend, I'm totally cottageous!

cottageous by jmaaron May 25, 2021

cretaceous 

something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used

That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.

cretaceous by Capital V December 18, 2005

Cretaceous-Cuck 

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"

Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.

Cretaceous-Cuck by Drizzller November 23, 2020