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1.
Coejus has webbed feet and ingrown earballs.
His webbed feet allow him to swim effectively, and his ingrown earballs need to be examined.
by Kojak June 30, 2004
 
2.
very ugly and homely. not very popular.
"coejus's morning observations bite the bag"
by I Kid June 22, 2004
 
3.
a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.
I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
by tom July 20, 2004