dirty cojones 

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.

I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.

dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

cidonem

1. a nubcake who doesn't do homework, and prefers playing DotA. usually stays up late at night trying to finish homework that was put off.

2. a student whose teachers love to pick on because he falls asleep in class due to sleep-deprived nights.

<person a>: hey dude, did you finish your math homework?
<person b>: nah man, I was caught up in DotA. it's so interestingg, I love it!
<person a>: man, you're such a cidonem.
<person b>: f u
<person a>: <3

cidonem by silver_ March 19, 2008

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.

Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

Colonel Miles Quaritch by UncleEddie April 28, 2010

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

codon 

Codon: the sequence of three nucleotides that codes for one amino acid.

Ribosomes pull the mRNA strand through itself one codon at a time. As the strand moves, the start codon and its complementary tRNA molecule shift into the 2nd site inside the large subunit. This shift leaves the 1st site empty, which exposes the next mRNA codon.

codon by hwsparkles January 16, 2012

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

Colonel Thomas by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010