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Possibly the greatest man alive. After surviving numerous early suicide attempts, he grew up into a fat guy. He has four kids, three wives, and a slut. In total, I have had sex a bajillion times. Codeus is my name, sexual intercourse with middle-aged asian woman who are between the ages of 18 to 21 and are shaved is my game.
The boy was ALMOST as cool as Codeus.
by Codeus May 14, 2004

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