codesturbation

Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.

Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.

codesturbation by nukespike April 28, 2009

Consterbation 

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.

David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.

Consterbation by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

cakesterbation 

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

cakesterbation by The Don2 October 2, 2007

Consterbation 

Consternation brought on solely by ones own actions and self-inflicted misfortune.

Steve suffered terrible consterbation because he was too lazy to get his taxes done on time.

Consterbation by Gordon LP March 26, 2008