coders glaze

The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.

When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.

coders glaze by onoipooped January 16, 2011

Cody Coders

This sickest guy to ever live in the city of Winnipeg. He rules the infamous Rzone with an iron fist but is totally awesome towards his subjects.

Employee 1: OMG here comes m'lord Cody Coders
Employee 2: Wow...hes like...so bad ass...
Employee 1: Ack..i think i just wet myself....

Cody Coders by General Aardvark April 19, 2011

coder's block 

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue writing code / programming.

I just can't figure out how to approach this new programming project. Should I use PHP? Should I build it myself or look for some libraries I can use? I think I have coder's block.

I've been struggling with coder's block for the past few weeks, and after staring blankly all day at some really ugly code I wrote a while back that uses PHP, MySQL, and regex, it finally started clicking with me again and I was able to update it. I got it back now, baby!

coder's block by snowscape January 10, 2011

Dress codes 

rules in school no one follows cause they just don't want to.

Teacher: Your not following the dress codes
Girl: I don't care

Dress codes by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

codesmith 

1) A underpaid, overworked, overconfident “locksmith” that runs all over a big city and pretends to be a professional. He/she is completely unable to function without a written guide on how to work on the specific vehicle he is currently working on even though his/her capability to read the manual is in question most of the time. This person cannot generate a key without a keycode for the simplest vehicles on the road and are a cancer to locksmiths that have worked their entire life to perfect their skills.

2)Car Keys Express

You are Codesmith. I hope the fleas of 10,000 camels infest your genitals.....

codesmith by PissedLockie September 26, 2017

Using Cheat Codes

The act of owning by exploiting the system, preferably by means of bending the rules.

The New England Patriots are well-known for using cheat codes.

Using Cheat Codes by Hacking_The_Mainframe April 30, 2009

Coudersport

small town just past the middle of no where PA where the deer population outnumbers the people...a town with two streetlights yet residents still complain about heavy traffic...whose movie theater plays one movie a week only after it has come out on video...where the term "clubbing" involves a crowd of people going out and hitting animals on the head. also the headquarters of ladybug infestation.

kid: mom are we there yett?
mom: we just passed coudersport two minutes ago.
kid: i didnt see it!
mom: i told you not to blink!

Coudersport by anthony arnaldo September 6, 2008