codfish 

A woman whose vagina smells very bad

I ran off her bed. She's a stinking codfish.

codfish by etzelet September 8, 2010

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup 

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.

Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup by Furgieman April 7, 2016

Codfish 

When you're constantly being salty towards your friends, you can be considered a codfish.

Rita is a codfish.

Codfish by Lmaocams July 10, 2020

coldfish 

Female sexual partner who remains 'unactive' during lovemaking, physically cold & non-responsive.

Making love with her is no fun at all.She doesn't move or interact at all.She's a coldfish !

coldfish by Ref . A December 19, 2007

Codfish 

Codfish is a fish (no shit) who lives in the city with a pretty decent football team in the form of Wolverhampton. Hes pre pubescent even though hes in his last year of high school, and thinks hes the best at rainbow six siege and calls everyone daddy for literally no reason. Im being serious this kid needs to STOP!

Codfish: *guitar strumming intensifies*

Everyone else in the party: oh ffs

Codfish by The Big Ham January 14, 2020

coddish 

feeling under the weather or like a open mouthed and glassed eyed

my son was not at school today as he was feeling rather coddish

coddish by finnigan murphy February 26, 2009

codefished 

Someone shows up for a programming interview without ever having done code before.

Likely paying someone else to handle take-home problems, manage the phone pre-screen, and coach them on what to say.

Engineer 1: "That guy showed up had no idea what he was doing. I swear I spoke to someone else on the phone"

Engineer 2: "Yeah man, we got codefished."

codefished by asdkfjkasdkf February 24, 2018