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cod
A Completely Over-Decorated motorcycle, also known as Chrome OverDone. It includes motorcycles covered in bolt-on accessories ridden by RUBs as well as lowrider bicycles with several chrome and gold plated accessories.
When Laird had a windshield and side bags installed on his motorcycle, it turned into a total cod. And what's worse, he paid someone to do it instead of doing it himself. He derserves every bit of grief he's given when he's riding his cod. I really hate him now.
by XBrandon EdgeX March 06, 2004
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1.
Cod
It's a fucking fish.
I had fried cod for dinner.
by Lisa Munn August 20, 2010
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2.
COD
A rare disease developed by people who play Call of Duty. Usually used as an excuse for missing work in order to play more video games. It is most commonly developed by someone who has stayed up all night playing Hardcore Search and Destroy and is ever so close to reaching level 70.
Adam: I can't make it into work today I've got the COD.
Boss: OK, you better stay home until you get better.

George: Where's Adam today?
Gord: He's at home with the COD.
George: That bastard he's going to prestige before me! I think that I'm going to stay home with the COD tomorrow.
by [HOSR]Sprockman February 09, 2010
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COD
Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".
by John Silver September 01, 2006
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CoD
1. Abbreviated form of Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.

2. Abbreviated form of Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game, which currently has the highest number of loud, obnoxious douchebags per game.
(While playing CoD)

Gamer 1: NO FRIKKIN WAY!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! I TOTALLY shot that guy!! Oh my GOD!! This game is GAY!!

Gamer 2: Dude, shut up.

Gamer 1: Go suck a wang!!!
by The Green Pirate January 23, 2010
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COD
Acronym for Children's Online Daycare. Also goes by the less-used name, Call of Duty.
COD is the Children's Online Daycare. Just give your kid a controller, and let COD do the rest. No parenting required.
by iduncurr August 11, 2012
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cod
1. acronym for the game Call of Duty
2. the reason why guys have no life
3. the reason why guys don't have girlfriends
4. the reason why girlfriends hate their boyfriends
5. the reason that people are still living
girlfriend: what are you doing?
boyfriend: shut up im playing COD
girlfriend: can i play with you?
boyfriend: (laughs to himself and continues playing)
girlfriend: thats it, its over
by fanous November 23, 2010
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COD
1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3
1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!

2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!
by honeythehamster November 12, 2010
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