Jizzterine Coctail 

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

coctail weiner 

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult

1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!

coctail weiner by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Virtual cocktails 

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

Virtual cocktails by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

Cowtails 

A hairstyle, with short hair at the back and long hair towards the front. Some examples are, Ramona Flowers and Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball.

"Cowtails are so cute! I want to get them."

Cowtails by 10YearoldPornstar August 18, 2020

Cocktails 

Very fun to learn. Cocktails will bring our your creativity. Traniing yourself on how to make all the drinks will train you how to serve instead of wasting your life away wishing you could be someone on Instagram

Buying a Cocktail at the Bar won't make you happy, but making Cocktails will

Cocktails by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Cocktails 

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.

wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass

Cocktails by He was born that way December 12, 2011