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43. Coconut
A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
44. Coconut
1. n. Used in accordance with someone who is Indian, Goan, Maylay, Sri Lankan, etc, when they are born in Canada or USA and they are assimilated to the latters culture.

2. n. Someone Indian Goan, Maylay, Srilankan, etc, that is crazy. They are coco (brown) and a nut (crazy). They are brown, and crazy. For whatever reason.
1. Jephtinder didn't believe it until she went to the Green Day rock concert. She had never seen so many Coconut(s) in one place in her life.

2. Today we saw this baby blue volvo at a car show with mercedes headlights this audi a4 bumper. It was weird. The guy driving it was a coconut.
by CoconutColin Jun 19, 2005 add a video
45. coconut
An inhabitant from Samoa, Western Samoa, Maori - you know COCO island people .
He was built like a coconut munger
by Comatose Mar 25, 2004 add a video
46. coconut
a filipino gone white see sell out
man thast pinoi who chillz with the white boyz is a coconut man
by piNoi Dec 11, 2003 add a video
47. Coconut
A Schwarzé trying to be white.
My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)
by Gupta Singh Jul 15, 2003 add a video
48. coconut
A person of African decent cumming
I'm going to coconut.
I'm coconutting.
He coconutted all over me.
49. coconut
after doing a girl in the butt, you pull out and nut on her face. the first squirt that comes out has a little poo in it, hence the coco-nut.
He gave her a coconut.
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