A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
by SuckADork February 04, 2011
A person of African decent cumming
I'm going to coconut.
I'm coconutting.
He coconutted all over me.
by caciamaan April 23, 2007
Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.
"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."
by Bigjohnson2110 January 22, 2006
Store where music, movies, and games can be bought
The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.
by kam February 28, 2004
The coolest person in the world. Even though she may be a spaz at times, she's super cool and is definitely one of the nicest people I know
Dude, Coconuts was being so awesome today. She gave me lunch money - and I don't even have to pay her back.
by Punani Pride March 28, 2005
a girl with extremely hairy tits
damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts
by horny bastard January 11, 2005
Someone who has brown skin, but is actually the whitest person you will ever meet.
Nitasha is such a coconut.
by BossAssBitch22 October 09, 2014

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