a filipino gone white see sell out
man thast pinoi who chillz with the white boyz is a coconut man
by piNoi December 11, 2003
A black man who is white on the inside. they have the potential to be a gangsta or a brake dancer but are white on the inside so take life too seriously and get offended when called a nigga
Harry Belafonte celebrity has the potential physically but he's a coconut
by KidUrban July 24, 2011
A Schwarzé trying to be white.
My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)
by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003
A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
by SuckADork February 04, 2011
Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.
"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."
by Bigjohnson2110 January 22, 2006
Store where music, movies, and games can be bought
The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.
by kam February 28, 2004
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