cocobolo

exceptionally hard, heavy african wood used in the manufacture of high-quality police batons

I was whangin away with my ASP but then Jones showed up with his cocobolo beatdown stick and laid dat nigga OUT.

cocobolo by Wickadelic May 9, 2006

coconology 

Coconology; the study of coconuts

I recieved my bachelor degree in coconology

coconology by Cocovita April 17, 2019

Cocomolo

Means your Jamaican and high as fuck. Stabbed heroine into your body for the vibes.

Man: yall cocomolo this shit up!
Mom: Heroine?

Cocomolo by Whathefuck January 25, 2022

CocoBozo 

Someone that has clownlike tendencies and uses Coco Bliss as an intimate moisturizer

CocoBozo is used when someone

uses Coco Bliss like a Clown

CocoBozo by CocoBozo June 20, 2021

Sun Coconologist 

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides

Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.

Sun Coconologist by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009

Colobolophobia

This is not a real phobia, and will probably not be, and this to prove that my friend is a dumbass for thinking this is real. Xianne, if you see this. What the fuck.

Xianne : She has colobolophobia, did you know?
Me : What the fuck is cobolophobia.

Colobolophobia by aweirdassdumbass July 24, 2021