Cockmonkey 

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey 

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

cockmonkey by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

Northern Cockmonkey by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cockmonkey 

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

cockmonkey by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010

cockmonkey 

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

cockmonkey by m0cka January 23, 2009

chocomonkeymix 

When the combination of melted chocolate in its most liquid form is combined with either one ball or two balls to create the ultimate lubrication.

Get me some of that chocomonkeymix... Thats what she said..

chocomonkeymix by Stapey Berliner February 19, 2010

cockmonkey 

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

cockmonkey by Pope M August 26, 2007