2. A bad male driver.
3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"
3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
5 minutes later...shit, i have a tiny dick.
2) Guy 1: DuDe! Do you have any toilet paper in your bathroom?
Guy 2: (coming into the bathroom) Nah man, I got you covered though.
Guy 1: WHOA?!? what are you doing? Are you gay???
Guy 2: No, don't worry, it's just an assisted cock wipe.
3) Guy 1: You don't have any toilet paper in your whole house???
Guy 2: Nope, that's wasteful. I'm eco-friendly.
Guy 3: Huh?
Guy 2: Cock wipes.