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when you are out at a bar, and things get awkward, and it's all because of a cock. too much cock, not enough cock, bad cock, it's bound to get cockward.
Joe, John, and Steve will be there, this could get cockward
by Mrs. Poorchoice June 26, 2010
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The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.
Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."

Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."
by LookMaNoHands2594 December 19, 2010
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You thought he or she is really nice but turns out to be a cock. He is not awkward and she or he that thinks so is just plain old weird iimbeciles and f****** CRAZY. Even he or she who friends with this person doesn't know his actually life.
I first thought Jacob was nice and awkward but it turned out it was just me. He was just cockward.
by Megan zanderson May 22, 2017
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a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation

sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved
Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."
by AlCam2000 June 29, 2010
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The means of making situations awkward by use of the male genitals.
Bro, why are you always making shit cockward!? Put your dick away already jonny.
by tcf00 November 30, 2016
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A word used to to describe situations that are awkward but with a sexual undertone.
Jim's wife made fun of his performance in bed in front of the neighbors... Wow that was cockward.
by woolfinator August 22, 2017
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''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.

1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.

2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''
Wow.. well that was cockward.

Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!
by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012
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