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Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!
by turnure April 27, 2006
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2
The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock
"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."
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An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.
Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
by brentionary January 26, 2011
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To make something awkward into a homo situation.
Nevin from federal way washington always makes things cockward with his male coworkers.
by Akustix August 24, 2011
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An awkward moment involving your penis mentally or physically.
My mother caught me masturbating to Oprah, it was cockward.
by Enfreaky October 29, 2010
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toward the cock; situated on or near the cock; directed towards the cock
"your hand just went cockward" "i zipped my pants by reaching cockward
by Barackeesha October 11, 2012
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A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.
Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.
by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009
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