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The produce of trying to "short-cut" it to the top.

When a job offer for £85-90k requires cock sucking, it is likely to be pretty bad. The worst of this situation is when the subject's member is cheesy. In fact the smell is so bad that it makes you want to vomit.

Stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy cock while already wanting to vomit produces cockvomit.

It burnses.
Arrgh!! You darn fool, I don't pay you this insane celery to get cockvomit on my shoes!
by Njoroge October 25, 2004
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Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"

Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"
by Jacksc2 July 03, 2006
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This occurs when a person is gving oral sex to a male and the male's penis is too large or "too much to handle" for the giver and triggers the gag reflex, and he/she vomits on the man's cock.
I invited her to my room for a little intimacy. One thing led to another and we found ourselves engaging in oral sex. When it came time for her to return the favor, it seemed as if my man-stick was too much to handle and the next thing I knew, I was facing a batch of Cock Vomit.
by ZZToppe July 25, 2006
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Shooting a load of semen.
She ate my cockvomit.... Dirty fuckin slut
by BennieB December 19, 2006
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An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk
Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."
by Scho'nuff August 01, 2007
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sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it
mindy got a face full of cock vomit
by jr December 11, 2004
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Popular Hawaiian Ska band. Born at a Easter BBQ near Paki Hale this innovative band is fronted by renowned crooner Marc Price. Backed by basist Peter Manfredo and organist Richard Head. Popular songs include "Nut Butter" "Population Paste" "Milkshake" and "Ejacula and the Swim Team."
We went to Anna Bananas to see the band "Cock Vomit."
by ryelorius April 26, 2011
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