I was in bed
with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup
Nothing goes right - it's just one cock-up after another!
British slang for a mistake
It's my ass on the line and I don't want a cock up!
to mess something up. used primarily in England
also see fuck up
past tense: cocked up
That flaming retard Bush sure cocked up that war!
A shambles. Sounds vulgar, but may not be; it may be a grouse shooting term. Customarily, shooters employ beaters to disturb birds on the ground and drive them into the air towards the guns. Normally one only shoots grouse hens, so if the beaters were by mistake to put up a grouse cock, they would warn the guns not to shoot by shouting "Don't shoot! It's a cock up!"
Can also be a transitive and intransitive verb.
One's whole shoot today was a disaster - one cock up after another. Now where's Camilla, the slapper? One feels like giving her a Dirty Sanchez. - Prince Charles
Another day, another cock-up - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
The whole Iraq situation has cocked up badly - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
I really cocked up Iraq, didn't I? - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation
Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.
I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!
To make a complete mess of things. Derived from the traditional archery usage where, if the 'cock' feather was uppermost, the arrow would not fly straight.
That was a real cock up.