| 1. | That's what Sheen said! | ||
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A reply to a friend or acquaintance's statement or comment that could be comparable to those of Charlie Sheen, just like 'that's what she said' is used after someone makes a comment that could easily have sexual connotation in a different context! The best opportunity to say 'That's what Sheen said!' is after a comment containing a word, group of words or reference made famous by Charlie Sheen (or relevant situation) is brought up in a conversation. Dan - Hey, I just need to sink the 8ball and this game is over.
Pete - "That's what Sheen said!" Jen - You totally poked me with that shrimp fork Alex - "That's what Sheen said!" Jeff - That chick has gone completely bipolar with her text messages Andy - "That's what Sheen said!" |
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| 2. | banapkin | ||
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A hybrid plant bred using the seeds from a banana and a pumpkin. It is grown exclusively in Peasingwold, North Yorkshire (see below).
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The banapkin has a soft leathery outer skin, which is a sort of dirty yellow/orange colour and is usually not eaten. It has an extended spherical shape, not dissimilar to a rugby football except the banapkin is slightly bent (like a boomerang). The inside is soft and delicious. It may be eaten raw, or better cooked (see below). The banapkin is a so called superfood, as many exceptional health benefits are associated with it. -Peasingwold- The village of Peasingwold, North Yorkshire, was belatedly added to the world map when in 1999 a student at Peasingwold technical horticultural college developed a now patented technique to fuse together the seeds of a pumpkin and a banana. The student, Mark Foe, sold his technique to the local working mens club for a pint of John Smiths and a bag of prawn cocktail flavour crisps. The patent is now worth an estimated £350million. In 2005 the AA added Peasingwold to it's list of 3 places to see before you die, where it replaced London. -Physical Properties- Weight (approx): 1 (kg) Volume (approx): 5 (dm-3) Electrical conductivity: 10 (Sm-1) pH: 5 Magnetic permeability: 500 (Hm-1) Refractive index: 4.2 Speed of sound in banapkin: 300,000 (ms-1) Viscosity: 999,999,999 (Pa-s) -Cooking- Although the banapkin may be eaten raw it is... |
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