cockstepping 

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.

Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!

cockstepping by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010

Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

Cockslapping by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006

cockswabbing 

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.

Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..

cockswabbing by TJSILLY July 2, 2017

CockFlapping 

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockslapping the mona lisa 

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

cockslapping the mona lisa by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

cockstepping 

When the number of people working on a project, or within an area exceeds the point of diminishing returns - Instead of being productive, you're just getting in the way.

Why are there 8 chefs on duty? We only need 2-3, the rest of us are just cockstepping.

cockstepping by jazyav September 7, 2018