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Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 13, 2006

cockslapper 

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.
1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.

cockstopper 

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease
I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.
cockstopper by Your Mom November 27, 2004

Cockslapped 

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...
" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."