Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.
Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!
by Chris-R August 10, 2010