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Chief Cocksmoke 

1. The ultimate punk-ass motherfucker that you could ever know.

2. The pinnacle of all assholes.
person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.

person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.

cocksmoke 

One who "slobs the knob" in a metephorical sense.
That new kid is such a cocksmoke. The only way he got that promotion is by cocksmoking.
cocksmoke by NOTSO September 28, 2005

cocksmokery 

When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.
I got a $300 ticket last night for going 60 in a school zone. Can you believe that cocksmokery?
cocksmokery by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009

cocksmoker 

1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.

2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
"Man, your sister is one hell of a cocksmoker"
cocksmoker by Paulo November 17, 2004

cocksuckers anonymous

A place where no one ever gets their cocks sucked. Lies!
My friend joined cocksuckers anonymous with me but don't tell anybody.

those cocksuckers 

A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.
Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
those cocksuckers by jsd9632 March 3, 2012