cocksmile

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard

cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

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Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

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A joke of the name from the Genshin Impact character Sangonomiya Kokomi, her name is combined with cock to make cockomi

Kokomi in an urinal or should i say "cockomi"

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Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!

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1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

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He was late for work and made up some cockamimi excuse.

Cockamimi by Word Junkie November 3, 2007

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Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.

Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.

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