Cockspank 

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

Cockspank by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

Cockshark 

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

Cockshark by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cockshank 

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object

My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned

cockshank by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

cockspank 

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

cockspank by fred August 5, 2003

Cockrank 

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.

Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank

Cockrank by Chuck Bucket April 8, 2005

Cockshwans 

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively

Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!

Cockshwans by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010