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cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock
1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

Cockshield 

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.
I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.
Cockshield by Yames Blue June 29, 2011
To be provided with a penis for oral stimulation. Provide a blow job.
Julia was cockfed with Hyram's 8" dick. Her blow job skills were legendary.
cockfed by bongo October 30, 2004

cocksford 

sluts and whore who live in oxford
ashley berry lives in cocksford
cocksford by alex bergeron69 September 17, 2015

cockfeeder 

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.
Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.
cockfeeder by Stoole July 29, 2017

cocksteady 

when you are attempting to do something stupid that could end in unbelievable success or failure and you need the chats approval
Ayoo chat is this cocksteady?!?
cocksteady by cruebot July 16, 2023