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Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
by Piranha May 16, 2006
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an ugly, creepy, discusting waste of life bug.
i hate cockroaches, if i had 3 wishes i would use one to wipe roaches off the face of the earth.
i loove to torment cockroaches. many times ive burned those fuckers alive and sometimes ive poisined them. one time i trapped one in a glass jar with no air holes, i waited an hour until it started fliching for air gave it air then put the lid back on and placed the jar in scowling hot water i had been boiling for an hour! the water and jar was so hot that after 45 minutes i could'nt touch it. i bet that poor thing felt excruciating pain! ha haa haaa!
by bee king December 12, 2006
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Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.

and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.

Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-

Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
by bananafanna July 19, 2010
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Wow, here's one of these slimy french cockroaches invading the sewers in Washington!
by Dubya February 25, 2005
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A bandwagon Cowboys fan from somewhere other than the Dallas area.
After the Cowboys won their first game, I saw two cockroaches at the store wearing their Cowboys jackets.
by i hate dallas September 22, 2009
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a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.
The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.
by Martin Lizerbram March 29, 2005
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A girl who gets around and is WaAAaYyy Dirty to boot.
Jenn is a total cock roach and I know at least 5-10 guys that can vouch for this.
by -cM January 14, 2009
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