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Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan
by nbc August 19, 2004
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(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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A scary-ass bug.
You squash one and two more come crawling out of the wall.
by Luka April 21, 2004
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A version of English spoken by inner-city Blacks consisting primarily of the noun "Mofo" and the verb "Mofo". Incomprehensible to pasty-faced white folks.
Urbanite#1:"Yo mofo, mofo mofo mofo mofo!"
Urbanite#2:"That's so, Mofo."
Confused Honkey:"What the fuck...oh, they're speaking cockroach."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
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A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.

They are an abomination!
If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.
by Striker122 May 12, 2010
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Person who has no honor...an unloyal person,a person who goes against their word.
a man who ain't got his word is a cockroach
by batts October 14, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Slang for pubic lice. Also known as crabs. Generally used on males, as the term is called COCKroaches
Stay away from Mike, I heard he has massive cockroaches.
by z0mbriie July 22, 2008
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