Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"
Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"
Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.
Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not
Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch