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Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)
First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose. The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.
The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit. The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'. |
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1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose? A: Lena. |
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Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice 'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse' "We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose" |
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A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.
Or an insult. "Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
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name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock have you seen cocknose today
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Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha
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One whose nose is as big as an erect penis! Lauren is a cocknose!
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Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do. You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.
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