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a cocknoddle is a a long, thin and flacid catalac in which rides throughout the womans vagina into her place where she makes vaginal secretions and then takes her mothers pubic hair and glues it to her face because she is a cross dresser and thus also has an implanted penis. this implanted penis is called a cocknoodle.
the cross dresson that sucked my dick for a doller had a cocknoodle.
by jush ravers September 04, 2007

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