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cockney bitch isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. manky bitch
when a girl is not only a stuck up bitch, but is also disgustingly ugly and or stinks like an old man's crotch. or just in general, a name to call people when you can't think of anything decent to call them.
must be accompanied by a crab-like dance and said with a cockney accent.
what you staring at? YOU MANKY BITCH?

oh god mate, look over there at that MANKY BITCH!
2. Cockney Wanker
Twat, git, moron, bitch.
You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.
by Dick Splash Aug 10, 2003 share this
3. Up the Gary
to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
My girlfriend won't let me do her up the Gary. what a selfish bitch
by jamfsob Aug 12, 2003 share this
4. kaphelephant
large, bulky ginger elephant looking creature with all of the verbal charecteristics of a 'mockney' - a cockney accent spoken by someone who i very much doubt has ever even seen the east end - can usually be spotted wearing the clothes of a chav, or geezer, and has a very distinctive mating call: "Ere!!"
"ello gorgeous, fancy a bit of slap nd tickle up apples and pears in my 'ouse? Ere! Get back ere u stoopid bitch..."
by Lurkish Dec 2, 2004 share this
5. Monkey
1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy

2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours

3) slang term for genitals

4)cockney slang for £500

5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!

2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!

Yeh?

Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...

3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!

4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!

5)You lil' monkey!
6. sandra bullocks
1. Bullshit or nonsense. Cockney Rhyming Slang for bollocks 2. Testicles, balls.
1.If cheating weren't bad enough the bitch had to give me that load of Sandra Bullocks about why she was late!
2.Damnit, if I find that man, I'm cutting off his Sandra Bullocks!
7. passion teeth
An exclamation uttered at the most random of times; can be used as a name, shabeel?

Passion teeth don't eat that queef -- +
Jojo named AIDS 'passion teeth'
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