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15.
arogant big headed loud mouthed non entities from london. have a lot in common with mushrooms (big heads , live in the dark and are raised on shit).
Cockney pays £500K for a pile of crap, and calls it living in shabby chic.
by Tommy w October 05, 2005
 
16.
Someone who pretends to be from London when they are really just close by.
cockney Hey, I'm from Luton! I'm a cockney Innit?
northerner You what? at thee end of thee day...
by Mr Bobla October 28, 2005
 
17.
Noble upstanding citizens of East London, NOT South, NOT West, and definitely NOT North Londoners, they're all a bunch of arseholes. So get it right you Northern Monkeys, Cockneys are from East London. Now get on and dig for coal or whatever it is you lot do for a living (walk to the dole office more than likely).
Cockneys = The best people in England.
by Peldon March 15, 2004