when you get your weener stuck in your zipper
ahhh my weener is in my zipper
For one to be a rampant homosexual
Sam, you cockmunch
1) noun. a homosexual or annoying person.
2) verb. to eat penis, perhaps for a living.
1) Jimmy was such a cock-munch that he decided to buy 500 swedish gurkins.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem
Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.
a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.
Ryan is such a cockmunch!
someone or something that nibbles on the male gential.
Wow, that guy is such a cock-munch.
I saw that cock-munch on a webcam last night
Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.
Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"