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4.
The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.
Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.
by Teh_cocker May 04, 2010
 
1.
fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc
gross the fag is cocking the teacher
by bunny & sasha January 07, 2004
 
2.
Cocked or the act of cocking. A single thrust sex act performed by a man named Joe so powerfull resulting in a jack hammer like effect.
Nikki's boyfriend was not satisfying her enough therefore a cocking was in order.
by Senior Waiter November 02, 2010
 
3.
Similar to the art of planking, however one thrusts their pelvis outward in a swift aggressive motion while another individual captures the moment on camera. Objects may be used, such as a fountain or another individual to intensify the movement.
You may have "planked" or maybe even "owled"...but have you "cocked"?!

We were cocking in this biatch!
by BizcuitzNWhat! September 06, 2011
 
5.
when you walk towards something/someone smacking your dick in your hand like a baseball bat with aims to intimidate/psychologically scar them.
lets just cock them to give us a psychological edge

I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady

I was cocking this group of drunks last night
by John P. Diddy March 03, 2013
 
6.
texting while urinating.
Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.
by mrumo June 16, 2011
 
7.
Masturbation.
Whammy your hammy
yank your crank
jack off
*Sandy calls Darrell*
Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.
by MandyLikesFendi January 04, 2010