An asshat of epic proportions.
Robert Evans is a cockhat.
by bryan December 15, 2003
2 more definitions
1. A person that is a combination condom, glans, foreskin, and all other possible coverings of a cock. This desire to cover the cock comes from some latent desire to either have a cock of their own or to service a cock in a manner reminiscent of an vagina, rectum, or mouth.
Minatory is a cockhat because can't follow a text conversation properly.
by Tornpie July 16, 2008
head gear fer yer nob. sometimes made from geomags.
dammit anne, how many cock hats are you gonna make me wear tonite
by norm January 18, 2004