"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."
(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"
There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own