Top Definition
Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.
"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"
by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006

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