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11.
The sport of kings.
There is no greater atheltic event than a gladiatorial death match between angry fowl, known as a cockfight. Bonus: after a cockfight you have a barbecue.
by h3dtr4m4 February 05, 2008
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1.
Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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2.
When two people play swords with their dicks.
Victory! I have won the cock fight!
by Coo July 16, 2003
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3.
The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.
Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
by rogerthewale December 06, 2010
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4.
A contest in which two men stimulate each other sexually by masturbation or other means to see who can delay his orgasm the longest. Traditionally, the loser or his spouse(if present) gets fucked by the winner. Usually performed in front of an audience to increase the loser's humiliation.
Bart won his cockfight with Ben by making Ben cum first while everyone watched. His humiliation was complete after Bart fucked his ass and jizzed on his face while the audience jeered.
by dcnutzball December 16, 2005
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5.
When two male chickens, cocks, are put together after being mentaly harased by dirty gambling mexicans
"Cock fights are illegal in the USA"
by AzOOmA May 20, 2003
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6.
When you shove a rooster up your ass and it fights to get out.
Some people get off from cock-fights; I don't know why.
by A.N. Scriabin November 28, 2007
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7.
A fight in which two drugged roosters try to kill each other.
Cock fights arefun to watch.
by anonymous June 23, 2003
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