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cockerpoo 

when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"
"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"
cockerpoo by anonymous December 15, 2019

cockerhoople 

To leave somthing in a complete mess.
such as a teenagers untidy bedroom.
or a messy divorce.( complete cockerhoople)
"your bedroom is so untidy its a complete cockerhoople"
cockerhoople by Michael J Perry November 7, 2007

Cockerpoo 

The biggest regret you will ever make if the barking is not enough to drive you to suicide the gayness will.
Dont buy a cockerpoo

Cockerdoodle 

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!
Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle
Cockerdoodle by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

Cockerhoop 

The name is derived from ‘Cock-a Hoop’, an old custom of removing the cock (or spigot) from a barrel and resting it on the hoop of the cask before commencing a drinking bout, but was changed to reflect the brewery’s location on the banks of the River Cocker.
Giz a drink of Cockerhoop as thusty marra.
Cockerhoop by trackercumbria July 30, 2009

Cockermooing 

The act of dipping chicken in milk in place of Oreos
Lizam: What are doing?

Bryche: I'm cockermooing
Cockermooing by Lizam September 12, 2011

Cockerdoodle 

A cockerdoodle is a very tasty dick. Best compared to a room temperature toaster strudel. All men shall strive to achieve a cockerdoodle. On a scale 1-10 of how good his dick was cockerdoodle would most definitely be 69.
Becky, “How was that dick appointment”, Janice, “OMG total cockerdoodle.”