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7.
The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.
I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.
by uh da cheat October 28, 2004
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1.
Medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.
Cocker Spaniels are pretty dogs.
by Saints October 06, 2003
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2.
noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.
Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.
by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008
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3.
The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)
Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 04, 2009
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4.
Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional
My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
by Shorty in Chicago November 12, 2011
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5.
1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)
1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long
by Mo March 26, 2003
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6.
a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"

COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron
by collin miller October 08, 2003
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