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4.
a person that bears a resemblance to that of the head of a penis. this person will often share the conversational capacity, and day-to-day usefulness with said object.

derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.
You are such a cock end
by Scottie2Hottie April 24, 2006
 
1.
A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.
"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."
by Chrisfu September 08, 2003
 
2.
An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.
"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"
by Dan 88 October 16, 2007
 
3.
a total penis dickhead annoying prick that kind of thing. See also nob end
You cock end/ nob end
by ..Mr T... June 02, 2007
 
5.
Quite the opposite of a leg-end, a cock-end is an anoying little knob and a worthless toe rag.
Your man there is a right cock-end and his ma's a fuckin' dirt bird too.

Yeah, well I was talkin' to Mary about that thing that I was tellin' ye about, the thing with the leg, yeah and by the way, Paddy's a fuckin' cock-end, isn't he?
by eoge November 08, 2004