however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"
Side (morning) bump: Ladies are to be bumped on the side to avoid pregnancy. Frontal is allowed in private. Also, when you possess morning wood this is the only bump allowed, NO EXCEPTIONS.
Nice-to-meet-you bump: This bump consists of a left to right swaying motion used when meeting someone for the first time.
Love You bump: This is the BUMP of all bumps. When performing this bump, you must sway from left to right and back to front, preferably grasping a butt cheek.
My Condolences bump: This is a sympathy bump, to be performed at funerals, or any other event requiring sympathy. You simply bump, and hold for no less than 5 seconds.
Orion's Bump: This bump is for occasions when you are happy or excited, but must be careful to not get too excited during the bump. The bump is similar to #1 but must be performed at an accelerated pace. The longer the bump, the more emotions that are expressed.
High 2 Bump: This is a leaping bump, hence High 2.
Cock Bump Wave: Just like the name says, this is a bump followed by a wave and pass to any available direction.
Muff Bump: This bump is for a female, so, ladies choice.
Casey Bump: This is a bump to a dog. It must only be performed by males.
Also, it is said that if Jesus cockbumped Chuck Norris, then Chuck Norris cockbumped Bruce Lee, then Bruce Lee cockbumped Elton John (in that order), the universe as we know it will turn into a small piece of ripped toilet paper, which, afterward, Buddha, himself, uses it to masturbate to hardcore midget BDSM.