1.) Used to describe the udder stupidity of others while in public by blurting it out as loud as you can.
2.) Used as a substitute for any adjective. Primarily in place of the words "making/make/made love."
3.) Used as a substitute for any noun. Particularly "Love Honey
1.) *Spots a group of annoying people talking loudly in a restaurant*
2.) I'd cockbomb the hell out of that chick.
3.) I cockbombed all over her face.
1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.
2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.
3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.
The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.
1. That guy is an boring idiot, he won't shut the hell up, what a friggin' cockbomb!
2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?
3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?
An incendiary device that causes extensive burns to the crotch. Popularized by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the "Christmas Day Bomber" in 2009, who failed to take down a Northwest Airlines flight, but spectacularly succeeded in severely burning his cock.
"They've really increased airline security after that cockbomber tried to blow up that plane. Now they make us take off our shoe, and then grab our nuts for a quick feel."
"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."
To send someone a text message picture of your cock without warning them.
That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.
To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.
That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.
The act of diving upon a naked woman cock-first aiming for insertion whilst roaring the phrase "COCKBOMB"
"Did a Cockbomb on this girl last night!"
"How did it go?"
"Perfect aim, SHE LOVED IT"
"I missed and my knob
When some asshole randomly sends you a picture of their penis
Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."