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When you're connecting with a girl/boy, and your friend interrupts because he wants to play Blokus.
Girl: I'm having a really great time.
Guy: Yeah me too, lets go back to my place and get to know each other some more.
Friend: No dont leave, lets play Blokus, I love that game!
Guy: *whispering to friend* Come on man, you're totally cockblokus-ing me.
by vstrife January 26, 2014
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