When one gets so wasted he basically cockblocks himself. People get the word Liskey Dick confused with Whiskey dick, meaning they think one can not get an erection because they're so drunk. This might be true with the LD syndrome, but usually the victim with LD will never know because his "in your face" mumbling and erratic behavior scares the female prey away.
Example: John got so drunk Saturday night he Liskey dicked himself.
John got so drunk last night he Liskey dicked himself!
when your at a party and your about to get some booty but cops come and break up the party resulting everybody running and not getting any action.
rob: what happened with you and janet last night?
sean: i got fucking copblocked!!
sean: i had the condom in my pocket and we were just starting to make out and the cops came and broke up the party!!!!
rob: haha wow that sucks...i got booty though.
The new and improved Apple trademarked iDUFF to irritate the fuck out of everyone!
Similar to a dumb bitch and even more similar to the everyday DUFF, but irritating as hell.
A dumb bitch who comes who college dorm uninvited to hang with her roommate while her roommate is visiting her boyfriend at another college and who just wants a little poontang. The I-Duff not only cockblocks said boyfriend, but annoys every fucking in the building through the following: 1) Bitch yells to everyone all the fuckin' time how she loves you 2) Bitch somehow learns your name, even though you and previously mentioned boyfriend haven't mentioned it 3) Does dumb shit all the fucking time to irritate the hell out of every soul around her, thus causing everyone to be pissed off 4) All of the duff traits are fullfilled, thus not even making for a nice bust-a-nut night with any guy around while his roommate is gone
A girl who cockblocks Ben.
Fox did you hear, Perri cokcblocked Ben dirty style today.
when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.
Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
a kid with big ears lips red hair and glasses. sucks balls and cockblocks him self. a red headed fuck.
justin is a ballieu
when something is stolen or taken without due process. often used to describe when one cockblocks a friend's chances at hooking up with an attractive woman to boulster his own reputation or stroke his own ego (see max). Also used to describe when someone deliberately plays third wheel to weaken one's chances at hooking up with a woman of intrest.
steve: hey dude, how did it go with that chick last night?
trevor: not good man, rod totally sniped me, he's such a tard.
trevor: hey man, did you and that chick hook up after we left?
steve: yeah man, rod tried to snipe me but she shot him down, we ditched him and got durt nastay!