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A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex. friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took? "Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?" " Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?" 'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!" "Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you? |
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Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself; 3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another 1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure" 2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first. 3. Alex cockblocks all the time |
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someone who prevents someone from getting sex.
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A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid. Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.
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anonymous
Oct 5, 2003
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Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today
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prevents pussy for others bill is a cock blocker
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an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.
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1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way. 1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker! |
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