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8. cockblocker
What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.
Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that
by PMR Feb 24, 2003 add a video
1. cockblocker
Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
2. cockblocker
someone who prevents someone from getting sex.
by Joey Mar 20, 2003 add a video
3. cockblocker
A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.
Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.
by anonymous Oct 5, 2003 add a video
4. cockblocker
Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl
Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today
by InFaMouS Mar 28, 2003 add a video
5. cockblocker
prevents pussy for others
bill is a cock blocker
by non-cock-blocker Aug 18, 2003 add a video
6. cockblocker
an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch
Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.
by OnE LoVe Aug 10, 2003 add a video
7. cockblocker
1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl Oct 16, 2004 add a video
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