1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.
This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!
Any object, person, or idea that has the acute ability to discourage sex.
I was SO for it, but she said she was saving herself for Jesus. Shit, religion can be a cock block.
The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.
e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.
The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky.
When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK!!!!!!
To prevent one's friend from scoring
, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass
a friend (usually male) that will not allow one, to sex up someone else (usually female)
Man, why did that asshole cock block me last night, she was so drunk I was gonna get some.